{"id":84,"date":"2006-03-01T21:23:52","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T01:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/?p=84"},"modified":"2006-03-01T21:23:52","modified_gmt":"2006-03-02T01:23:52","slug":"aprils-new-crashpad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"April&#8217;s New Crashpad!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.organicclimbing.com\/\">Organic<\/a> is the name.  Custom, handmade crashpads is their game.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/images\/newPad2.jpg\"target=\"_blank\"><img src= \"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/images\/newPad2.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/images\/newPad1.jpg\"target=\"_blank\"><img src= \"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/images\/newPad1.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Ok everyone.  No more picking on my old, beaten to a pulp, millimeter thin crashpad (aka &#8220;The Napkin&#8221;) <em>anymore<\/em>.  Yes, it&#8217;s true.  Tis a sad day indeed because I am officially&#8230;.retiring&#8230;..The Napkin.  Oh yes, you heard me correctly,&#8230;.retirement.  The Napkin will now enjoy a slow-paced, peaceful, relatively calm and quiet existence out in the backyard under the woody with the other old and frail pads.  The Napkin will soon realize that it&#8217;s youthful energy-filled days have come to a close.  It is time for The Napkin to pace itself, take it slow, relax, enjoy the scenery.  Sure, every once in a while a little pizzazz may find its way out back to the woody and The Napkin may just happen to be in the right spot at the right time and will relish those glorious, youthful moments when a climber will rip off the woody, unexpectedly, uncontrollably, flaaaailing and come crashing down upon The Napkin&#8217;s flattened, flaky cells of it&#8217;s old and withered foam.  Ahhh, those will be the days that will get The Napkin up and out of bed in the morning.  Those will be the days to cherish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Organic is the name. Custom, handmade crashpads is their game. Ok everyone. No more picking on my old, beaten to a pulp, millimeter thin crashpad (aka &#8220;The Napkin&#8221;) anymore. Yes, it&#8217;s true. Tis a sad day indeed because I am officially&#8230;.retiring&#8230;..The Napkin. Oh yes, you heard me correctly,&#8230;.retirement. The Napkin will now enjoy a slow-paced, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}