{"id":397,"date":"2012-08-06T18:43:39","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T22:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/?p=397"},"modified":"2012-08-06T18:43:39","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T22:43:39","slug":"a-two-year-olds-commentary-on-the-olympics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/?p=397","title":{"rendered":"A Two Year Old&#8217;s Commentary on the Olympics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Men&#8217;s Swimming: &#8220;Guys looking for fish.&#8221; (when the swimmers turn around at the end of the pool and swim underwater for a few strokes)<\/p>\n<p>Rowing: &#8220;Look at all those bobbers!&#8221; (referring to the buoys that separate the lanes)<\/p>\n<p>Men&#8217;s Beach Volley Ball:  &#8220;Uh!  No sandals on!  Guys in bare feet just like me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you Silas.<\/p>\n<p><em>posted by arr<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Men&#8217;s Swimming: &#8220;Guys looking for fish.&#8221; (when the swimmers turn around at the end of the pool and swim underwater for a few strokes) Rowing: &#8220;Look at all those bobbers!&#8221; (referring to the buoys that separate the lanes) Men&#8217;s Beach Volley Ball: &#8220;Uh! No sandals on! Guys in bare feet just like me!&#8221; Thank you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}