{"id":364,"date":"2012-01-24T21:30:40","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T01:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/?p=364"},"modified":"2012-01-24T21:30:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T01:30:40","slug":"cute-silas-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"Cute Silas Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight after dinner I announced that I would &#8220;pick up the table.&#8221;  Silas, always needing to put his own 2-cents in, informed me with great concern that &#8220;pickup table hard.&#8221;  He then offered to &#8220;help mama&#8221; and then proceeded to demonstrate how difficult this all would be by trying to pry up the table with his small chubby hands while making grunting noises.<\/p>\n<p>Silly mama.  What the heck does &#8216;pick up the table&#8217; mean anyway?  Why not just say what I really mean: Pick up the dishes&#8230;.off the table!  Sheesh, watch out.  He&#8217;s on to me.<\/p>\n<p><em>posted by arr<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight after dinner I announced that I would &#8220;pick up the table.&#8221; Silas, always needing to put his own 2-cents in, informed me with great concern that &#8220;pickup table hard.&#8221; He then offered to &#8220;help mama&#8221; and then proceeded to demonstrate how difficult this all would be by trying to pry up the table with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.apadventures.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}