There were nuts, or something that looked like nuts, all over the kitchen floor this morning. I was picking them up and Ivan was next to me, so I asked him what all this was. He said bird poop. He said birds flew into the kitchen and pooped all over the floor. I said oh yeah? Well how did they get in? He said the door was left open. I said we left the door open yesterday? (when we all left to head down to the climbing gym). He said no, we didn’t leave the door open. The birds used their beaks and pecked on one of the little cracks in the door and then they came in and pooped all over the floor.<\/p>\n
I’m 99.9% sure it was nuts.<\/p>\n
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