Mornings are always a challenge. Most parents can probably relate. Coaxing the kids out of bed, urging them to hurry it up getting dressed and packing their lunches and making their beds, checking their pants to make sure they don’t have holes in the butt (cause they refuse to wear underwear…too hot they say. We live in the desert, can’t argue with that one). And then the morning routine inevitably culminates with bickering in or over the bathroom, followed by Ivan taking F O R E V E R to do teeth, face and hair. I like to blast opera music to keep my calm.
This morning was no different. Ivan’s in the bathroom taking F O R E V E R to unscrew the freakin’ cap off the toothpaste tube and squirt some paste on his toothbrush! “Hurry UP!” I command. And he responds with this, ever so sweetly and calm:
Ivan: Mama, what’s your weakness?
Ivan: Yep. You are correct. I think that’s Dad’s too.
Me: Yeah, you drive us crazy! Now BRUSH YOUR TEETH ALREADY!
When Silas gets an idea in his head, he just won’t let it go until it comes to fruition. This kid HAD to visit the Pima Air and Space Museum this summer to see a Super Guppy. Finally his “dream came true” when the boys got pick what they wanted to do on the last day of summer vacation before the start of school. Me, with no idea what the heck a Super Guppy even was, followed this crazed boy first to the docent so he could ask where it was parked, and then out onto the airplane field on a 100+ degree afternoon. For those that need the same explanation I did – a Super Guppy moves space equipment.
Over breakfast the little one is lamenting the fact that his lego creations aren’t as cool as his older brother’s. He says (and I quote), “I just don’t have the experience to create designs as complicated as Silas.”